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This is what happens when I have no assignments over the weekend…
The pink tabs are for murder, purple for human or animal sacrifice, blue for rape, yellow for slavery and green for misogyny.
that’s a lot of murder
did you just read the entire bible over the weekend
(vía crushyourmind)
(Fuente: tastefullyoffensive)
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet
its-always-funnier-in-enochian:
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
boo hoo
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my body
you need an award right now
(vía alloutofhoneynutcheerios)
my teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said, “at the end of this ruler is an idiot.” i got detention after asking which end
bless u
(vía mysouldidnotdie)
my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t
(Fuente: katnissyo, vía mysouldidnotdie)
i want to be your friend but i’m nervous and annoying: a novel by me
(Fuente: seawhim, vía mysouldidnotdie)
(Fuente: purgatory-scruff)
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
Best out of context quote from the show
Best out of context quote from any show
this sounds like the plot to an episode of supernatural
(Fuente: abadeerzs, vía alloutofhoneynutcheerios)
play with us squidward
THIS IS LEGITIMATELY HORRIFYING
(vía alloutofhoneynutcheerios)
(Fuente: theflyingswallow, vía boludecesvarias)
This little scene broke my heart. The girl who believed in nargles, in wrackspurts and blibbering humdingers, has become the girl who believed no more.
i tHINK IM GOING TO START CRYING NW
(vía alloutofhoneynutcheerios)
