EVERYTHING'S /BETTERWITHBLUETOOTH


nostopdasgay:

the-robot-condese:

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

This is what happens when I have no assignments over the weekend…
The pink tabs are for murder, purple for human or animal sacrifice, blue for rape, yellow for slavery and green for misogyny.

that’s a lot of murder

did you just read the entire bible over the weekend

nostopdasgay:

the-robot-condese:

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

This is what happens when I have no assignments over the weekend…

The pink tabs are for murder, purple for human or animal sacrifice, blue for rape, yellow for slavery and green for misogyny.

that’s a lot of murder

did you just read the entire bible over the weekend

(vía crushyourmind)


posted hace 2 semanas with 41 699 notas (originally from fuckyeahsexyatheists)

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posted hace 2 semanas with 121 957 notas (originally from tastefullyoffensive)

ballpm:

i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

(Fuente: caonii, vía shieps)


posted hace 2 semanas with 120 613 notas (originally from caonii)

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my body

you need an award right now

(vía alloutofhoneynutcheerios)


posted hace 2 semanas with 247 806 notas (originally from rosskemp)

mokamonn:

tomlinsogay:

my teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said, “at the end of this ruler is an idiot.” i got detention after asking which end

bless u

(vía mysouldidnotdie)


posted hace 2 semanas with 75 878 notas (originally from tomlinsogay)

peetafied:

my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t

peetafied:

my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t

(Fuente: katnissyo, vía mysouldidnotdie)


posted hace 2 semanas with 94 042 notas (originally from katnissyo)

norsecest:

i want to be your friend but i’m nervous and annoying: a novel by me

(Fuente: seawhim, vía mysouldidnotdie)


posted hace 2 semanas with 24 827 notas (originally from seawhim)

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posted hace 2 semanas with 14 623 notas (originally from purgatory-scruff)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

fishtwigz:

atreyue-r:

Best out of context quote from the show

Best out of context quote from any show


this sounds like the plot to an episode of supernatural

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

fishtwigz:

atreyue-r:

Best out of context quote from the show

Best out of context quote from any show

this sounds like the plot to an episode of supernatural

(Fuente: abadeerzs, vía alloutofhoneynutcheerios)


posted hace 2 semanas with 387 725 notas (originally from abadeerzs)

cincosechzehn:

mutaharu:

play with us squidward

THIS IS LEGITIMATELY HORRIFYING

cincosechzehn:

mutaharu:

play with us squidward

THIS IS LEGITIMATELY HORRIFYING

(vía alloutofhoneynutcheerios)


posted hace 2 semanas with 139 877 notas (originally from yeahiwasintheshit)

(Fuente: theflyingswallow, vía boludecesvarias)


posted hace 2 semanas with 260 notas (originally from theflyingswallow)

mudsblood:

irishwolfling:

This little scene broke my heart. The girl who believed in nargles, in wrackspurts and blibbering humdingers, has become the girl who believed no more.

i tHINK IM GOING TO START CRYING NW

(vía alloutofhoneynutcheerios)


posted hace 2 semanas with 18 939 notas (originally from mudsblood)